Awesomeness

February 9th, 2009

Some things are awesome. And, by awesome I mean great, and not the literal meaning “inspiring a sense of awe.” This is modern usage, and I don’t want to convey the idea that these things are necessarily Grand Canyon-huge or alien-mothership-in-boiling-clouds-over-San-Francisco-frightening or second-coming-holy-shit-awesome. They’re just great stuff.

Okay, semantics out of the way, here’s the stuff:

#1 Surly Products
Surly makes a living attaching a sense of cool to what are, at heart, pretty normal things. They take something that is pretty common and do it differently. QBP (Surly’s owner) is attempting the same magic with their other brand, Salsa, but the jury’s still out. Still, there’s some nice stuff with the ragged Surly logo slapped across it. Check out the Pugsley, the Big Dummy, and my recent favorite: my Surly Karate Monkey, the Supermonkey.

I have been experimenting with “all ’rounder” bikes–the sort of bikes that work well in many areas. The truth is, good all-rounder bikes are just as specialized in their performance as the discipline-specific bikes; if you deviate from the weird mix of terrain and conditions that you’re trying to address with your all-rounder, you’re back to “this-doesn’t-work-well-I-wish-I-was-riding-my-….” My Bob Brown custom sport-tourer is an all-rounder that works well for long rides at a middling pace. It’s not a pack mule, but it’ll carry a bit. It’s not a dirt bike, but it’ll go down a packed dirt road with no problems, so long as there’s no sand. It’s plenty quick with a fast group, but you wouldn’t want to race it, especially uphill. Around here, dirt roads mean sand traps, short stretches in low areas where all the sand and bits are washed during heavy rains. These eat tires and force walkies on anything skinnier than a 1.75″ tire, unless you’re just damn lucky and can focus on the idea of “floating” so much you start levitating. It looks like I need another “all ’rounder.”

Considering this, I really wanted a bike to ride the dirt-road segments of the local century ride, the Spaghetti 100. Given the nature of South Georgia and North Florida, a bike that could handle these dirt roads with aplomb would also open up vast numbers of new routes and fun. To this end, I purchased a Karate Monkey after strongly considering the Salsa Fargo. The Fargo is really designed for this sort of project, with a 68mm bottom bracket and even a big “designed for drop bars” plug in its ad copy. The sadly lacking availability of the Fargo, however, removed it from serious consideration before it even gained a foothold. I own a Pug and a Steamroller, so I was pretty happy to jump right onto a Karate Monkey project with no hesitation.

Supermonkey Side

Originally, I went with an Ultegra triple road group. The longer spindle length of the triple crank fit the 73mm Chris King MTB bottom bracket pretty well, but the front derailleur bottomed out just short of engaging the big ring. Removing the bottom bracket spacer might have allowed enough room, but the chainrings wouldn’t have cleared the stays. Thus, the XT group from the Cinelli went on. I kept the road shifters and cassette and added Avid BB7 road discs (160mm rotors) and Velocity’s Blunt 29er wheelset (XT hubs). I was surprised how my road setup really didn’t feel good on a dirt road, so the stem was shortened to a 90mm Specialized with a LOT of rise (16 degrees). The more upright position made the drop bars feel much more stable in the dirt and sand, yet still allowed for some down-in-the-drops road action when desired. Just to be nasty, the sprung Brooks flyer and giant Carradice saddle bag made the cut. (Comfort and convenience are paramount, of course, so no more mocking my “purse.”)

Supermonkey Back

From the viewpoints of both a mountain-biker and a road cyclist, the Supermonkey does nothing particularly well. It’s big and heavy and oddly proportioned. However, put the Monkey on a long dirt-road and fire-trail ride, one with lots of sand traps and loose material that isn’t very technical interspersed with stretches of paved road, and you quickly realize you’ve got a winner. It’s rigid with drop bars, which makes you faster than the MTBs on the ride, and you’ve got lots of nice hand positions to move to. It’s got fat ole’ funky tires so the sand doesn’t suck you up (I pity the cyclocross bike with 35mm tires in a sand trap), and it’s comparatively low tire pressures make it a pretty nice ride in the bumps (although you feel some of that rigidity shining through, and the saddle squeaks like an old mattress).

Supermonkey is a weird, heavy bike. It’s slow on the road, and not-too-good on singletrack. However, in its little niche as a fun bike that can cover most terrain comfortably at lower speeds, it’s an absolute blast to ride. It’d probably make a great commuter, too. So, why is this monkey “super?” Because it’s awesome and “Awesomemonkey” doesn’t have the same ring. I love Supermonkey!

Supermonkey Front

FOR SALE: Kirk Terraplane #43

January 7th, 2009

Kirk Terraplane #43 - Full build
As mentioned in my prior post, this Terraplane is still up for grabs, along with a list of other things.

  • seat tube 59.5 c-c
  • seat angle 73.5°
  • top tube at 0° 58.5
  • top tube slope 1.5°
  • head angle 72.75°
  • fork rake 4.7
  • BB drop 8.0

Kirk Terraplane #43 - Frame and ForkKirk Terraplane #43 - Bottom BracketKirk Terraplane #43 - Bottom Bracket ClusterKirk Terraplane #43 - Brake BridgeKirk Terraplane #43 - Down TubeKirk Terraplane #43 - Fork CrownKirk Terraplane #43 - Front Drop OutsKirk Terraplane #43 - Head TubeKirk Terraplane #43 - Lug DetailKirk Terraplane #43 - Over the ShoulderKirk Terraplane #43 - Drop OutsKirk Terraplane #43 - Seat ClusterKirk Terraplane #43 - SeatTubeKirk Terraplane #43 - Stay DetailKirk Terraplane #43 - StemKirk Terraplane #43 - Top Tube

2009 Spring Fling SALE

December 30th, 2008

Okay, it’s pre-pre-season…or post-season for you ‘crossers…and I’m selling off a bunch of stuff that’s just lying about, gathering dust. I’ll be posting more about these sales in the coming days, and I’ll provide more info soon, but if you want to get a jump on the rush and be sure to get what you’re looking for, drop me a message below.

    ROAD Frames and forks:

Kirk #66 Straight-stay, frame, fork, headset

Kirk_66_Left
KirkKirk - mountaintop

The Kirk is number 66, built in 2005, and barely ridden by the original owner (who mainly rides MTBs in South Alabama) or myself.

The geometry is thus:
Seat tube 60.5 c-c
Seat angle 72.5°
Top tube 58.0
Head angle 72.75°
Fork rake 4.4
Chainstays 42.2
BB drop 8.0
Headtube: approx. 20 cm

The top tube is horizontal, thus standover is typical for this size bike.

This bike is in MUCH better shape than the Terraplane that just sold, and a bit newer, too. The color is a Toyota color from 2005, if I recall, but I don’t remember the precise name. It’s a sort of metallic rust/copper, though it’s a bit more golden than straight copper.

This bike is an absolutely wonderful ride. It’s stable and easy on the flats and perfect for the all-day ride. It’s not too soft in the rear though, and will get up and go if you need it to. I’m only letting it go to get a slightly longer top tube.

$1250 shipped in the CONUS
Kirk 66 Bottom bracketKirk 66 forkKirk 66 front quarterKirk 66 front quarter leftKirk 66 headtubeKirk 66 headtube 2Kirk 66 headtube 3Kirk 66 rear triangleKirk 66 seat cluster

62cm 1987 Schwinn Paramount, Waterford-built

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This is a nice, 1987 Schwinn Paramount. It is Waterford-built, but is NOT an OS frame. It’s in very good shape, excepting the paint. I purchased this frame as a good candidate for a repaint, but have decided to go with a longer top-tube. Such is life. Paint issues should be apparent in the photos, below. The paint is metallic blue with grey lettering and, while obviously flawed, it’s nothing to make it embarrassingly unrideable. (Remember, I would be happy to ship to Joe Bell or Noah Rosen (Velocolor) directly if you desire a repaint.) $650 plus shipping
Some measurements:
Seat Tube: 62 cm c-to-c
Top Tube: 58.5 cm c-to-c
Head Tube: 21 cm

Paramount bottom bracketParamount dropoutsParamount fork crownParamount fork endsParamount Head tubeParamount leftParamount rearParamount scrape detail

58cm Kirk Terraplane #43

Kirk Terraplane #43 - Full build
(click for more photos)
This is #43 shown in the Kirk Frameworks gallery, a red and white lugged steel Terraplane with a slightly-sloping top tube. It is, of course, steel. It includes a matching Kirk fork with square crown. The lugs make this bike a real retro-beauty, although it’s definitely a modern construction. A wonderful century bike, this is the second one I purchased in 2008 (second-hand) to experiment with before ordering my own custom Kirk. This bike has a few chips which were incurred (according to the previous owner) at the hands of evil elves. Nothing to keep you from riding it, but I’ll ship it to Joe Bell or Velocolour directly, if you prefer a new paint job. SOLD!

TWO Pedal Force ZX3 carbon frames, 60cm
This is an 1100 gram all-carbon frameset that is pretty typical for the good stuff coming out of Taiwan these days. In fact, these frames have been seen wearing FONDRIEST logos and selling for a MUCH higher price. Why am I selling it? Carbon’s just not my thing. Being a retro-grouch, I prefer steel and Ti, so I’m clearing out these carbon frames I purchased last year to try out.
One of these was an experiment and has about 200 miles on it. It includes a fork and headset. The other is new, in the box, as I purchased it second-hand from a group-buyer on Bike Forums who couldn’t afford to build it up once he got it. You want a nice bike to race, without worrying about possible dings and crashes? This is it. You want a plain carbon bike with no logos? This is it. $400 plus shipping takes your pick, but remember, the new one needs a forkSOLD the frame and fork. The new frame is left. First $400 takes it, shipped.

1961 Carlton Custom Franco-Suisse, 62cm
This is a classic touring/all-rounder purchased from the original owner (a brother of a friend). It’s fully original, excepting the handlebar tape and cable housing, and will include its original tubular wheels as well as a set of 27″ steel “rider” wheels (they’re cheap, but they’re true). Original Brooks saddle is included, but I’ll add a new black B17 to the sale for another $100. This bike is green and white over chromed steel. Components are a mix of British marks and Campagnolo Gran Sport (the group that made the company). $800 plus shipping

1978 Schwinn Paramount, 58cm
Another excellent Paramount, this one is a bit older and has prettier lugs. In addition, it’s setup for long-reach brakes, so you can put together your wide-tired all-rounder touring machine if you desire. The paint is in great condition, with just a few normal chips in out-of-the-way locations. This bike was repainted at Waterford by the previous owner in a red-white-blue motif, NOT an original scheme for 1978.$650 plus shipping

    Road Wheels

2007 Dura Ace Carbon 50mm carbon wheels
Low mileage and super light tubular wheelset. Rode them ONCE and they’re just too flexible for me; I’m sticking to Cosmic Carbones or Zipp Clydesdales. These are perfect for the light racer-boy who wants something light and aero. Includes skewers. Shimano hub.$900 plus shipping

2007 Mavic Aksium clincher wheelset
These are silver, with no decals. They are SUPER bulletproof wheels. I mean STRONG. This means they’re not exactly light, but they DO have aero spokes and nice skewers. I removed the decals to better match a celeste bike I built, although the hub decals are still there. Shimano hub.$100 plus shipping

    Road Components

Campagnolo Record Delta Brakes
These have been used a little bit, but the finish is great. There’s only a little marring under the brakes, where you won’t see it, and where the road crap gets thrown up by the tires. Pads are in good condition with plenty of wear left. I’ll include the stupid 3.5mm hex (a nice Bondhus one) that is needed to adjust these brakes. In fact, I’ll send you several. $150 plus shipping

Brooks Imperial Saddle Prototype
I was lucky enough to be a tester for the Brooks Imperial. That’s roughly a Team Pro with a cutout. It’s black, it’s laced, and it’s really, really cherry. I barely rode this at all, and you’ll need to break it in. You can get this one for a cheap price, too. Includes Proofhide and wrench. $100 plus shipping

More to come…

FOR SALE: 19″ Cinelli Soft Machine hardtail MTB with extra wheels

October 16th, 2008

For Sale – 19” Cinelli Soft Machine hardtail MTB and Extra Wheels

Cinelli Softmachine 2

I’ve tried mountain bike racing and as an old roadie at heart, I don’t think I’m going to learn the technical skills it takes to be good at it. This means I have an extra mountain bike, my ultra-light Cinelli hardtail.

This is an Italian-built XC racing frame in Ferrari Rosso with white/black decals. This bike has been ridden about 3 times for a total of about 20 miles. Most of the time, I ride a Surly Pugsley. It was built up on a whim as part of another deal with an LBS-owner friend, and then hung on a rack and never used. It is beautiful to look at (“the sexiest bike in town” according to a friend) and even better to ride. A warning, it is STIFF and LIGHT, around 21 pounds. In fact, I think it’s a little TOO light for me; getting on it after riding a Pugsley kinda freaks me out. It’s built for XC speed, first and foremost, and it’ll go where you point it.

It includes:
• 18” Cinelli Soft Machine hardtail aluminum frame with disc and v-brake mounts
• Fox F80 fork (80mm) with v-brake mounts
• Thomson stem and post
• Shimano Deore XT drivetrain
• Avid Single-Digit 7 v-brakes
• Easton Monkey Lite bars (never cut)
• Oury grips
• Mavic CrossMax ceramic wheels, v-brake only (two sets, one with Kenda Small-block Eight tires and the other with Specialized Roll-Ex tires, both set up tubeless with Stan’s)
• Time ATAC XC pedals
• Specialized Toupe saddle in black/red
• If you’re interested, I have a pair of “around town” Sun wheels with Kenda Tomac tires, too. These have tubes. These are free with purchase, you just pay to ship ‘em.

I’d like to sell everything here as a set. This will set you up with a super-nice XC racer with extras that you’d have to buy for much, much more. It’s all spotless, too. I’ve just got more toys than I have the time or the inclination to play with.

Again, $1800 plus shipping for the whole shebang.

Cinelli Softmachine Port SideCinelli Softmachine Rear Detail

I’m reconsidering my interest in mountain biking

October 13th, 2008

Yes, it’s true. I’m not so sure that I really want to be a mountain biker, not really. Why? Because I suck at it, and life’s too short to do absolutely everything.

I mean, I really suck. Case in point, the Florida Series Race #3, held yesterday in Tallahassee. Here’s a highlight of my ride:

Michael’s Race Highlight

Get the picture?

I’m riding along, and one of the guys from the following wave comes up and yells “rider back.” He closes on me pretty quickly (because I suck) and asks to pass, which I decide to allow. I respond, “I hear ya. You ready to pass?”, and then “okay,” at which my tire–having magically heard my desire to move aside–comes up with designs of its own.

Anyway, that sucked. Not much point in entering races for 3 miles and a crash. I’m sticking to trail riding with the Pugsley from here out, with NO racing!

Now the ROAD, that’s another matter….

Six-Gap and other Horrors

October 11th, 2008

I’ve just about recovered enough from my first attempt at the Six-Gap Century to talk about it.

Please note that I did say attempt. I completed 4 of the 6 climbs, getting off the bike at about 67 miles of the 104-mile ride.

What happened?

I approached Six-Gap with a pretty realistic idea, so I figured. I have ridden some in the area around Dahlonega, Georgia, and knew that some of the hills were pretty steep. “Heck, I’ve even ridden a time-trial up Brasstown Bald,” I figured, “how bad could it be?” I rode the local Havana Hills loop a few times, with some 8-percent grades (about as steep as it gets around Tallahassee). I rode plenty all summer long, even throwing in a few centuries for the distance. My legs felt good, I’d lost some weight, and even with a bit of the crud a week before, I figured the good base I had would pull be through the ride, no matter how much it hurt. I rolled into Dahlonega expecting about a ride time of 8:00 to 8:30. No sweat.

We rolled out Sunday morning, with no rain forecast at all. The temperatures were in the 60s, and even a forecast high of 80 degrees left the valleys much cooler. It was good to be wearing arm-warmers, which many of us were. The crowd was big. 2500 cyclists packed the lot at the high school. We were at the back of the pack, having spent a large amount of time with our mouths flapping (why we ride in the first place, as near as I can ascertain). Rolling out, Jamie, Cisco, and I passed the clock at 3 minutes-and-change behind before we even left the start. Jamie had received his left-behind HRM from another rider (also named Jamie), to which Cisco commented, in what was to be the quote of the day, “You KNOW it’s going to suck. Why do you need to MEASURE suckiness?”

A big crowd rolls out at Six Gap2500 people at Six Gap. This was our view from the back.

Jamie and Cisco at the startJamie and Cisco at the start. Jamie is preparing to measure and log all suckiness with his new HRM. I am relying on my Garmin 705 to cross-reference my suckiness measurements with his. Cisco, being old-school, prefers to rely on Perceived-Rate-of-Suckiness (PRS).

The crowd of cyclists offered an interesting exercise in pack riding. A few take off from the front, but the stringing-out really doesn’t start until you enter the hills. It was a big group of mixed-capabilities riders, and I’m happy to say I didn’t see any crashes or take-downs.

Michael and NancyNancy and I, early in the ride, look pretty good…well, at least SHE does.

The first climbs, even before Neels Gap, were steep and long. I started passing riders, which boosted my confidence greatly. I hadn’t really studied the course very well, and although I knew essentially where everything was, I hadn’t internalized it to the point I could use it for motivation. Thus, actually starting on Neels Gap took me a little by surprise. Neels was damnably steep, and I passed many who seemed surprised at the requirements of such a climb. One triathlete-type, climbing out of the saddle on his aero-barred Scattante, was audibly grunting, keeping time with the horrid creaking emanating from his bottom bracket. I never saw him again, though everyone I talked to had seen (and heard) him.

The rest area at the top was a welcome relief. Bigfoot was there, and we all gathered together for photos and silliness. I was pleased with myself. My first real test, and I hadn’t stopped or walked or resorted to anything drastic during the climb. I was eating and drinking well–something I experimented with throughout the year, finally overcoming a long-term duel with nausea during races and strenuous rides. I figured that I’d be able to finish the ride, no problem.

Bigfoot attacks JamieBigfoot, in yellow backpack and crocheted beret, is offended by Kelloggs’ branding on clothing, and subsequently attacks Jamie.

Tara eatsTara, proud of her PowerBar sponsorship, takes time for a little product placement.

The descent from Neels found me again near a triathlete, this one using his aero-bars for the descent. As always, Jamie and my strategy of Fat-Guys-with-Good-Wheels paid off, and we passed him like he was standing still.

Jacks went by in a blur, with Jamie, Cisco and I riding together. The sun had really started peeking through the gaps, and a little fog in the cooler valleys lent the scenery a misty, otherworldly air. I found myself wishing I lived in Dahlonega.

Unicoi has mostly escaped my mind. I rode well for the most part, but found my back beginning to hurt a bit about 1/2 mile from the summit. This was the first point that I began to suspect something bad was going to happen. I stopped 5 times within that last half-mile, just to stand for a moment and relax my back. I refused to let myself walk, but just stood and soaked in the environment. Although the leaves were not yet beginning to turn, the forest was definitely beginning to show signs of autumn. Acorns were everywhere, and the squirrels were obviously intent on gathering what they could.

The summit of Unicoi Gap was a relief. The nice ladies at the rest stop offered liquid refreshment and really cool free water bottles–flourescent green and blue. I couldn’t figure out a way to carry the extra bottles (I hate that in my pockets), so unfortunately, I didn’t get the swag. Here, Jamie and Cisco were waiting for me, but I began to feel some pressure about the time. We made the cutoff time to Jack’s with no problems, but the climb up Unicoi really made a mess of my 8-hour intentions. Now, at 5 hours into the ride with about 50 miles done, I began to realize this ride was not going to be short and fun. Finally, hearing someone mention closing up the rest stop motivated me to roll out.

The descent from Unicoi Gap was, in a word, exhilarating. FGWGW was in full-force during this long, sweeping descent, reaching a top speed of 54.8 mph. I must give full credit to my old team captain, Kent Lofton, for the criterium cornering drills we used to run in the Albany Mall parking lot; my descent was fast, fun, and little-slowed by the hairpins and traffic. The only trouble we saw was a rode-hogging plumber’s van who could neither 1) hold a line, nor 2) get out of the way. We followed him for miles before finding a place to semi-safely pass. If someone would build a ski-lift for cyclists on Unicoi, I’d gladly run the place without payment, just to ride down for free. At the bottom, all the fun had given me a second wind. I could finish this thing.

Jamie RollingJamie rolls down from Unicoi Gap. Fat Guys with Good Wheels hit 54.8 mph here.

Then there was Hog Pen.

The roll along the valley outside Helen, Georgia is beautiful and easy. You start wondering when you’re going to get to the “Big One.” Finally, a turn and a sign announces that you have arrived. And the road simply changes.

I really must credit Atlanta’s Free Flite Cyclery for their signs. I’m unsure if the nature of the mountain is really all that, or if it’s simply the insidious taunting the road signs provide that make it so. “Only 7 miles to go,” is not something you wish to see on a climb like Hog Pen. Even worse, there’s “Only 3.1 miles to go” after climbing for an hour.

The first half of the climb was torture. My back was absolutely killing me, and I found myself stopping every 1/4 mile or so to stand and gasp, stretching my back and getting my bearings. I didn’t yet walk. I told myself, “If I’m going to walk, I’m going to quit. I came here to ride.” Still, so much standing really cuts your time goals to shreds. Finally, I rolled into the first rest stop to find Jamie and Cisco faithfully waiting for me.

An aside: I should thank them again for waiting, as it really showed their friendship. Later, when I waited for them to return to the parking lot, they were ridiculously effusive in their thanks. They probably don’t realize how much MORE it took from them to wait for me on the side of that damned mountain that it took for me to sit around, eat spaghetti, and talk while waiting for them. Thanks, guys. You’re the best.

At the rest stop, I got off my bike and simply lay down. On the ground. I didn’t look for food, water, or companionship. I looked for the ground. Of course, Jamie and Cisco were there with funny stories and encouragement (from Cisco, this was the guy telling me I was going to ride away and leave him when we started!). Cisco said, “If you need to puke, cry, whatever…it’s all cool, man.” I responded blearily, “Gotta….lie here….”

After 20 minutes of this, I came to long enough to tell them to go on. The ride had turned ugly, and I was going to have to get back on my bike and make it 3.1 miles (according to the sign) to the top of this thing. I lay on the ground while they rode off. After a couple more minutes, I wandered around and was approached by another Tallahassee rider. Tom was pretty darn enthusiastic about riding, and was eager to tell me about his triple cranks, his mountain-bike gearing, and his “just make it in before dark” ride schedule. (With apologies, you drove me nuts, Tom.) With great disgust for riding and a strong desire to get away from everyone, I remounted my bike and started up what seemed the steepest segment yet.

Michael looks tiredI don’t want to get on the bike. I looked worse than this after Hog Pen.

I made it 200 yards out of the rest stop before stopping. I looked back to see my fellow laggers struggling up the hill. I winced, climbed off the bike, and started to walk.

On the climb, I was passed by emergency vehicles: a sherrif’s car, a paramedic van, then a fire truck and another police car. “Oh shit. Someone’s down,” I shook my head. Finally, the short descent and rollers brought me in earshot of a helicopter. Rounding a bend, I found the road blocked by the emergency vehicles and the helicopter being loaded. I stopped and asked a ride worker to confirm my fears–someone was down, and down bad.

The rider, Daniella Izquierdo of Miami, crashed on the descent from Hog Pen. Her bike was said to have a broken fork, though no one seems sure if the failure caused the crash or was caused by the crash. Although it seemed she was recovering from the accident, I’m deeply saddened to say Daniella died this week as the result of her injuries. Her home club, Everglades Bicycle Club, has a memorial to her.

A bit more sober, and very introspective now, I continued the climb.

I found the summit and the ride workers closing the rest stop. At this point, I had walked more than half of the final 3.1 miles, and I was ready to get off the bike. I found a ride with a friend, also stricken with back spasms, and we endured a welcome, if terrifying, high-speed descent from Hog Pen Gap in a Subaru Outback wagon.

So, 8 hours after leaving the parking lot, I arrived back in Dahlonega. The spaghetti, although watery, was The Best Spaghetti I Have Ever Eaten. I had covered 4 gaps and 67 or so miles. I hadn’t done badly, for a first time.

Jamie and Cisco rolled in after 11:30 on the bike–far longer than I’ve ridden a bike, ever. The crazy-guy-with-the-PA didn’t announce their return. They didn’t even get spaghetti or a massage. They seemed tired, but not insane. They smiled and quipped and commiserated with me for my ills. I don’t think I told them how absolutely insane their ride was. Sure, others had done the ride faster, but Jamie and Cisco stayed on the bike longer than almost everyone. They had the HARD ride, the Bataan Death March to complete, but they kept getting back on the bike and pressing forward. Man, I owe them beer–much beer–for that sort of courage and commitment. That was amazing.

Jamie throws a saluteJamie finishes at 11:30 and change, throwing a salute that is way-beyond “well deserved”

Cisco points at…something?Cisco, nicked at the line by Jamie’s cunning last-second sprint, realizes his middle finger has stopped working and simply waves his fingers at me

What have I learned?

  1. I learned that Tallahassee riding will not train me for Six Gap. A 100 -yard climb at 8 percent is not equivalent to 7 miles at 12-14. My legs felt good, but the sheer volume of climbing puts a strain on my back and abs that only weight training and hill repeats in large gears can duplicate. I will not make this mistake twice.
  2. I learned that I have learned to eat correctly on the bike. For me, I used water and Power Bar gels solely for the ride. A pre-race breakfast of Power Bars helped, too. For me, lighter is better, and things that don’t cause a lot of intestinal gas (belching and worse) is key to prevent nausea. This is exciting to me, as it offers some hope for a resolution to a very difficult problem faced in my cycling past.

So, I’m not furious with myself for failing. I learned what I do well and what needs work. Still, it does gnaw at me a bit. I’m going back, and I’ll be ready next time.

Riding time

September 13th, 2008

When do you ride?

In my perfect world, I would ride when I wanted to. I might get up and pound out 50 miles at sunrise, or I might sleep in and get a nice ride in at 10am. I might even ride late in the evening, pedaling through the sultry summer evenings with the fireflies and mosquitoes. I won’t even set other restrictions on this perfect world; it can be hot, cold, whatever, so long as it’s semi-bearable and will sustain human life. As long as I get to choose my time to ride, I will ride.

I do not live in my perfect world.

The start of the Fall semester has left this parent/businessman/cyclist/student bereft of many favored options for cycling. My schedule pretty much has me involved in work, school, and family time. Cycling now must compete with homework as my recreation of choice.

A typical day:

  1. Get up
  2. Drag eldest daughter out of bed for early band practice
  3. Drive to band practice
  4. Teach trombone to 5th graders
  5. Drive to school early while consuming coffee and Pop-Tart
  6. Sit in car doing homework
  7. Class
  8. Class again
  9. More homework, this time while eating lunch
  10. After lunch, more homework
  11. Yet another class, this one from 3pm to 5:30pm
  12. Drive home
  13. Dinner with the family
  14. Homework time, math help, showers, clean up, bedtime stories and “snuggle time”
  15. Homework/collapse
  16. Bedtime

I know some of you will see some gaps in there that–just maybe–could be filled with something other than “homework.” Probably so, depending on the day and my schedule. I’m already considering some bike commuting. School days require me to be on campus most all day, but I could definitely get some ride time in there during the commute. I live quite a long way out, but I could certainly park my car at my daughters’ school and use it to pick them up and drop them off, riding the rest of the way in. I’ve got to get past one thing that will kill this: I hate to be stinky at school.

Oh, sure, kids at school are stinky, too. Stumbling in to your 8am directly from a night of hard partying and some desperate vomiting will create a bouquet. I know cycling isn’t THAT bad. Still, there’s something unpleasant about not being able to get a good shower in before having to deal with people in close proximity. Still, there is an athletic center close by on campus, and I might even be able to shower there. I will be soon running a test pattern to see if this is going to work. If I can, and it doesn’t add a pile of stress to my already-busy life, I will be posting my routes, tricks and tips for Tallahassee bike commuting.

Otherwise, I’ve just gotten started figuring out my non-commuting cycling schedule, and it looks like I’m going to result to my winter schedule though it’s but September. A good set of lights (I prefer the big Princeton Tec 3-LED system, with a Superflash blinky) and a nice 1.7-mile paved loop in a nearby neighborhood works well for after-hours cycling. Additionally, I’ve purchased a Computrainer for the upcoming “bad months.” It will use user-created courses, so the hills of Six Gap are definitely on the menu. Unfortunately, it does have some gradient limitations; 15% is about all it will take. Of course, that’s a bear of a climb, but I won’t be accurately simulating Brasstown Bald or any other hell-climb except in duration. Hopefully, I can do enough that Six Gap won’t be impossible after a few weeks of cycling flux.

The resentment of the wife is another story. My schedule, though I’m certainly doing stuff for the family, takes me away from home for long stretches at a time. I work out of town, and being in town is really being at school all day. It’s not fair to her that I can only do a few things, mostly telephone related, to help her get through her day. Most of what she NEEDS is help cleaning the house, but it’s hard for me to put in a long day, then come home and do housework when HOMEWORK is the thing I feel most pressured to do. Yes, we have a housekeeper, but she’s only here every other week and the ritual PRE-cleaning we have to do beforehand adds more stress than her cleaning relieves. Thus, daylight-hour long rides occur on early Sunday morning, before the family activities get started. Even so, 4-5 hours of training is just too long to be gone, though I can get away with it occasionally.

I’m not about to quit cycling, but it must be ONE of my priorities, not my ONLY priority. It’s amazing to recall those college days of my youth, when I thought I was so busy and avoided training like I should have.

Campagnolo and the aesthetics of cycling

July 22nd, 2008

There was a time when Campagnolo could be relied upon to provide the highest level of cycling style. Perhaps it wasn’t bleeding-edge technology, but it was almost invariably a durable yet beautiful component that anyone who fancied themselves a “cycliste” would proudly display on their Made-in-Italy wonderbike. Other companies could be relied upon to make things technically pure, e.g., Shimano and Suntour gave us indexed shifting (Remember Campy’s first attempt?), Modolo made the best brakes until Shimano figured it out (Remember Deltas? I still have a pair, and calling them brakes is simply a courtesy.) Sure, Shimano, Suntour and Mavic had a few neat parts, but Campagnolo simply exuded class.

What the heck happened?

Dressing three classic steel Italian bikes (a Cinelli Super Corsa, a Pogliaghi, and a Casati Ellisse), I immediately turned to Campagnolo, then just as quickly turned away.

Gone are the polished alloy cranks and the smoothly-rounded and engraved derailleurs. In their place are carbon fiber and painted labels.

And now, Campagnolo announces 11-speed. If the look of the new levers are any indication, it seems that the next-greatest-thing will renounce all ties with industrial beauty and swear its allegiance to all-form-over-function (as long as form is black). Now we can all look the same, no matter what components we purchase!

As it happens in most businesses, as soon as the void is created, a contender appears to fill it. Leave it to Shimano–who already bucked the trend some years back with the flowing lines of their all-alloy Dura Ace crankset–to introduce the 2009 Dura Ace line. Smooth lines, lots of shine, and clear attention to detail mark this set as the one to own for new bikes with a bit of classic style. Even better, those who want a carbon crankset can get one, but those who don’t can get the alloy. Who’d of thought of that idea? A choice!?

My money is now on Shimano. It works well–very well–and it looks good, too. The difference is now underscored with the release of 2009 Dura Ace. You may or may not have liked the last major incarnation of the Dura Ace crankset–it wasn’t “classic” by any stretch of the word–but you can’t deny Shimano is attempting a design statement with the new one. Mmmmm…alloy and curves. Admittedly, it’s still not C-Record, and there’s a bit of visible carbon on the rear derailleur, but the things still aren’t black plastic.

My Kirk and Sachs will, unless something changes down Campagnolo way, wear Shimano jewelry. And that’s something I never thought I’d say.

SOLD! Powertap SL 2.4 Wireless Wheelset SOLD!

July 7th, 2008

SOLD!
I purchased these last year, here on the Forum, and have put all of 200 miles on them. I kept thinking I’d use them, but just never got around to really doing it. Thus, here they are:

  • Powertap SL 2.4 rear hub (wireless)
  • Speedcific front hub
  • DT Swiss rims
  • Mike Garcia-built (oddsandendos.com)
  • SL 2.4 wireless computer with mount
  • computer connector, charger, case, and software
  • Ritchey rim strips installed
  • no skewers, sorry…unless you really want my beat-up trainer skewers
  • very clean, true as new

SOLD!SOLD!SOLD!SOLD!
These are $875 shipped in the CONUS.
SOLD!SOLD!SOLD!SOLD!

You know I ship well, too–nice and tight and good to go. :)

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FOR SALE: 1961 Carlton Franco-Suisse Custom

June 30th, 2008

UPDATE: I’m not sure why I haven’t written anything here, but this bicycle is for sale. It’s a 1961 Carlton Franco-Suisse, described as a touring bicycle, but a nice long-rider for day trips or the Eroica-type rider. I purchased this as a favor to the original owner, the brother of a very close friend. This bike was ordered as a custom in Lakeland, Florida in 1961 and is all-original except for some new tape, saddle, and “day-to-day” steel clincher wheels. I do have the original saddle (Brooks B17) and wheels (tubular with Campy hubs) which will be included with the bike.

It’s about a 62cm frame, if I recall. So it’s definitely for the larger rider or collector.

Please feel free to contact me with offers or comments.
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